* Malik_Dragmire glances down at himself, then back at her and shrugs,
still looking pleased. "I... see. If you don't mind my saying so, you're rather pretty yourself, miss.
<Tranns>
Oh no. I'm not pretty. I just have big breasts. Sit down. Tell me a bit about yourself.
---
<Casey> Some of the Ebene footsoldiers coat their weapons in a toxin.
Normally, this toxin would cause a slow and painful death, but Philip is an immortal. Instead, it causes him to...change.
<Malik_Dragmire> And instead he becomes an evil, maniacal bastard bent on world domination?
<Casey> World
domination would be a new trick. I can give you his resume, if you like.
<Malik_Dragmire> Certainly.
<Casey>
Philip Dragmire is guilty of the following crimes: Sexual harassment, telepathic torture, transfiguration of a Phoenix Fighter,
attempted rape, assisting an Ebene operative escape custody, severe property damage to the basement, use of dark magik against
a Phoenix Fighter, and rather ridiculous taste in clothing.
<Malik_Dragmire> No... It really doesn't sound like
a great application. I think I shall be rejecting him for position of 'brother', shall we move on to the next applicant, one
Philip SUMMER?
<Casey> Philip Summer is guilty of the following crimes: Excessive brooding, extreme jealousy, public
squabbling with our leader, fear of commitment, use of physical force against a Phoenix Fighter...or three, and rather morbid
taste in clothing. I should add that he's also saved all our lives countless times.
---
* Lex glances at Malik
<Lex> You're very inconsiderate
<Lex>
You want to kill yourself, which will create lots of messy paperwork for Ana, and, if I noticed correctly, her wrist is broken.
That would just make things difficult for her. Why would you want to do that to her, Malik? Why? Why would you? Why?
---
* Pipira takes a deep breath.
<Pipira> An evil, evil man with
BIG wings that come out of his back is trying to kidnap Cammie and teach her how to use nasty emotions to kill people! And,
and, and he wants to kill everyone in the Ahton family and turn the house into a big festerin' pile of dark evil evil emotions!
<Pipira> ...And he smells like mustard.
<Warren> You Phoenix Fighters know how to party
---
<Aden> Your present can include a vacation
<Adriana> Oh,
yeah, I can see it now. Me and Kazuo, on the beach. Wait--who's that stranger hovering nearby? Quick as the speed of light,
Kazuo jumps to his feet and runs over. "Away!" he cries, and proceeds to beat the poor fisherman to death with his bare fists.
<Aden> Well, maybe a beach isn't the way to go
---
<Ariadne> You'd better stay away from Tranns and Phil. They're already
in bad moods
<Ariadne> Of course, the sky was blue today
---
<Casey> Um...oh. Does Adriana know about this?
<Pipira>
I d'know.
<Casey> Well, I think someone had better tell her.
<Pipira> I figured Rinny woulda.
* Casey
gives her an incredulous look
<Casey> He never does what he's supposed to
<Pipira> Oh, right...
* Pipira
hops off the table.
<Casey> Feel free to hurt him if he doesn't listen, just not too hard
* Casey smiles a real,
genuine smile
---
<Rinault> ..YOU TOLD HER?!
* Pipira nods.
* Rinault grabs
Pip by her collar, and shakes her
<Rinault> Why would you do such a moronic thing?!
* Pipira knees him in the
groin.
* Rinault falls over, and winces
* Jake makes a move to get closer, then winces as well.
<Jake> Ow...
* Pipira crosses her arms and glares down at him.
<Pipira>
I happen to only own ONE shirt!
<Pipira> DON'T RIP IT!
---
* Casey turns on heel and goes into the kitchen
<Sito> Thanks,
Ana.
* Sito follows Casey
* Casey walks back out of the kitchen, comically missing Sito entirely
<Casey> Where
did he go?
* Sito comes out of the kitchen behind her
<Sito> Sheesh! You move faster than I do!
<Phinney> That was embaressing.
ArrioChain: (good to know there's
no loss of sense of humor)
---
<Sito> We're playing "Never Have I Ever". Want to join us?
<Cecilia>
Never have I ever danced in a bar, using the poles.
<Rinault> sure.
* Sito drinks
* Cecilia looks at Sito
<Cecilia> You're kidding me.
<Sito> ...I was drunk!
---
<Sito> Don't go crawling in people's shirts. Got it?
<Amorette>
(lol)
<Sito> ...Right. Like he can understand Common.
<Rinault> (..Is it wrong that i've had someone
tell me that before?)
<Amorette> ( "Rinault! Stop crawling into people's shirts!")
---
<Rinault> Y'know..I'm..going to say something right now
* Rinault
points betwen Sito, and Ceci
<Rinault> I respect you..and I really love you!
* Cecilia laughs drunkenly
<Rinault>
Ceci, gimme..g-gimme..a kiss!
* Rinault lunges foward, aiming for Ceci, but ends up kissing Sito instead
* Sito 's
eyes widen
* Cecilia blinks
* Rinault pulls back, stares, then blinks, and gets a disgusted look on his face
<Rinault>
Woah..Ceci..you..need to..shave *hic*
* Sito stands there shocked for a bit, then glares at him
<Sito> That
was ME, you dolt!!!
<Rinault> ...EW!
---
<Tranns> Kara Smegging Fanel. Why is it that I always end up
coming to rescue her?
* Lucien glances at Tranns
<Lucien> Who's smegging?
<Tranns> No one, apparently
<Tranns>
At least not us
---
<Tranns> You've got something she doesn't have
<Adriana>
A fetus?
<Tranns> Well, yes, but not what I meant
---
Adriana> Are you going swimming?
<Aden> I was thinking about
it. Then again, Jesse's dog was in the water.
<Adriana> Are we talking about Sito or the actual mutt?
---
* Ariadne walks up the steps to the door
* Philip follows, glancing
around curiously
<Ariadne> Finesse
<Philip> I have finesse. I have finesse coming out of my ass.
---
<Amorette> What's going on?
<Casey> They appear to be dancing
<Amorette>
Dancing?
<Casey> I think if the Ebene saw us right now, they'd just be confused
---
<Adriana> I've got to go set up the bar
<Mia_Fanel> I'll
help you, Adriana.
<Adriana> Thanks
* Adriana walks out
* Mia_Fanel follows
<Cecilia`> Is it just
me or is that an odd pair to be helping each other?
<Philip> They're the ones going stag, I think
<Casey>
What's a stag?
<Ariadne> A male deer
---
*Sic looks as though she has never been happier.
<Lucien`>
(Except when she's ruthlessly murdering people)
<Sic> (Me and Kera thought it would be funny if she randomly stabbed
someone in the face, but it'd be hard to explain away)
