Adriana glances at Aden
<Adriana> You really need to stop
doing that.
* Aden walks back into the office
* Aden has left #Phoenix_House
<Adriana> Well, he's in
a fun mood
<Adriana> Excuse me
* Adriana follows Aden
* Adriana has left #Phoenix_House
<Inigo> I
wonder what crawled up...
<Farren> Fiber?
<Inigo> A big piece of fiber, probably.
* Farren nods knowingly
---
<Kazuo> (Shiver me timbers?)
<Inigo> (He had a brief stint
as a pirate)
<Kazuo> (Ahh, I schmee)
<Farren> (...)
---
<Tranns> Why do I suddenly feel like a science experiment?
<Jakey>
I dunno.. do you feel like going for the cheese?
---
<Pipira> Quick Cirrus, clone yourself!
<Cirrus> Shwa??
<Cecilia>
Shwa.
<Valero> hmm... cloning.
<Cirrus> Shut up.
---
<Jake> ...got big boobs, too.
* Lief gives Jake a look
<Jake>
Man, that was funnier in my head.
---
<Windsel> What if we built one for you all? We need a wide space
where magic is possible.
<Lucien> Magic is possible in all the bedrooms, ma'am
<Tranns> I'll say
---
* Philip examines the painting again
<Philip> He draw you looking
awfully sexy
<Ariadne> Sexy?
<Philip> Yes. You do not have this much cleavage.
* Ariadne glances at
her chest
<Philip> You're spilling over here
<Ariadne> It's not too late to marry the painting
<Philip>
Well, I'm just indignant that he took this much time painting your boobs
<Philip> He has a girlfriend now
<Philip>
Fixate on someone else, man
<Ariadne> Because fixating is bad
<Philip> Yes!
---
* Mia walks back in and places the food in front of War
<Mia>
Here you go.
* Quits: War (Ping timeout)
<Adriana> (your food sucks)
<Mia`> (I fail at life)
---
<Aden> I'm worried they'll eat all our clothing
<Adriana>
You're more worried than I am.
<Adriana> And that should say something
<Aden> You like nudity more than
I do?
---
<Valero> I'm not sure how your body will deal with all those, well, holes.
<Valero>
I can patch them up, but preferably some healing will occur soon.
<Ariadne> That's comforting
<Valero>
My apologies. I haven't delt with numerous organ and bone punctures on a live patient before.
<Ariadne> If it makes
you feel any better, I don't feel all that alive
<Valero> Only slightly.
---
<Warren> I went to a few weddings, when I was alive
<Warren>
Most of them were fairly...dull
<Warren> I did attend a royal wedding though. Well, I didn't attend so much as...crash
---
* Valero walks over to Ariadne.
<Valero> How are you feeling this evening, Airy?
<Ariadne>
Tranns says I look like Hylian cheese
<Valero> ..an interesting diagnosis..
<Ariadne> You know. The one
with the holes in it.
---
* Inigo grabs the tarp covering the object and pulls it off. It's a pretty
conch, but three feet highly and strangely more sparkly
* Lex blinks
<Inigo> Tah dah!
<Lex> It's a
big shell. I can't wait to tell my friends. They don't have a shell this big.
---
<Inigo> Where would you like
me to put it?
<Lex> I...don't know
<Casey> I have several suggestions
* Casey walks to the sink quickly
---
<Lex> You should hog-tie him
<Casey> Hog tie?
<Lex> Yeah
<Casey> What's that?
* Lex opens up her notebook and begins sketching
<Casey> What are you...oh
* Lex slides it over to her
*
Casey looks down at it
* Casey laughs
<Lex> Yes?
<Casey> I can't do that to Shawn
<Lex>
No?
<Lex> He's weak
<Casey> His legs don't bend that way
---
<Inigo> I have Daggy in the kitchen.
<Inigo> but he's just
kinda.... sitting there wondering why he feels so possessive of the kitchen right now
---
<Philip> Is there anyone in this room who has NOT kissed my sister?
---
<Cirrus> Coughing, upset stomach, occassional fever.
<Pipira>
That's weird..
<Cirrus> It's weird because you can't get sick, right?
<Pipira> Well, sometimes a circuit
gets loose. Then I go around sayin' "mongoose" instead of "chair" all day.
<Valero> How bothersome
<Pipira>
Naw it's totally fun!
---
<Kit_Bazmarc> C'mon. You know you wanna.
<Kit_Bazmarc>
Oh, fine
* Kit_Bazmarc kisses Phinney
<Phinney> Wait! If yo-
* Phinney yelps as a thin, silvery
mist flares up around her. It dissipates as quickly as it came, and she has now shrunk down into her regular self; a cat.
<Phinney>
...If you kiss me it breaks the spell for a while.
<Kit_Bazmarc> Woah
<Kit_Bazmarc> That's never happened
to me before
* Phinney growls quietly.
<Phinney> I didn't want to go to the wedding as a furball!
<Lex> Oh, I think you're cute. You can be my date.
---
<Greil> Holy crap, the cat talked.
<Aden> Welcome to the
Phoenix House
---
<Kit_Bazmarc> You're a great kisser!
<Pipira> Aw, thanks.
*
Lucien watches Kit and Pipira with that glazed over expression men get
---
<Kit_Bazmarc> Kit is hitting on Pip. That is funny on many
levels
---
<Valero> I hate it when you girls play guys more accurately than
I do XD
---
* Telon_the_monk looks around the room serenely
<Telon_the_monk>
Mawwage...
<Telon_the_monk> Mawwage is wot bwings us togedah, tooday...
* Adriana turns all sorts of funny colors
* Greil is holding back a
laugh
<Telon_the_monk> Such a wondahfull ocashun to cewebwate on this now wondahfull day
* Tranns bites her lips
together
* Philip stares at this for a moment. He then takes another drink from his flask.
---
<Pfalz> think Sic should have some kinda plan for getting loose
though?
<Valero> I dunno..
<Pfalz> or just be like "HALP ME KTHX"
<Valero> and they go "O RLY?"
<Pfalz>
and she goes "YA RLY"
---
* Lucien kisses both her hands
<Lucien> I was thinking of you
<Tranns> In the "what would Tranns do" sense or in the "what is Tranns wearing" sense?
---
<Casey> My favorite beaker...
* Casey pouts
<Casey>
His name was Eddie
* Greil cocks an eyeborw
<Greil> You named a beaker?
<Casey> I was never allowed
to have pets
<Lex> Of course she did
<Casey> Don't look at me like I'm a freak. Ariadne names her plants
and Lucien names his butt cheeks
<Lex> Uh huh
<Greil> Sounds like this Lucien fellow is full of himself
then.
<Casey> He's dreamy
---
* Aden walks over to the cribs
<Adriana> The twins spent about half
an hour staring at Galen tonight. Apparently the easiest way to get them to sit still is to show them a baby.
<Adriana>
If only I'd known, I would have stolen Arrio a long time ago.
---
* Greil looks at Lex
<Greil> Should I
even bother asking if she's on cloud nine?
<Lex> I never assume anything with Casey
<Lex> Once you assume,
things get blown up. Literally.
<Casey> I resent that
---
<Sito> What about Galen?
<Tranns>
He's my nephew
<Sito> Wouldn't that make you an aunt instead of an uncle then?
<Tranns> You've met me
before, right?
<Sito> Yeah, but still
<Tranns> You're not of this world
<Sito> Yeah, I'm a strange
one.
* Sito temporarily switches to a clean page, then does a quick doodle of Tranns as a monkey swinging from a tree.
He shows it to her with a childish grin on his face
<Tranns> Yeah, see, even in your doodles, there's nothing feminine
about me
<Sito> I see two things that are feminine about you.
<Tranns> If you keep looking at them, I'm
going to be forced to hurt you
---
<Tranns> Anyway, your dad's alive and well now and yeah, okay, he's boning
a sociopath, but at least he's happy about it.
* Sito nods
<Sito> I'm very happy for that.
<Tranns>
You don't look very happy
<Sito> I've got a lot on my mind.
<Tranns> Want me to flash my boobs?
---
* Adriana wakes up. Again.
* Aden is still sitting beside her
*
Adriana turns to look at him
<Adriana> Don't you ever have to pee?
<Aden> On occasion, I have been known
to pee
---
* Casey sits at the table
<Lex> How are you?
* Casey shrugs
<Casey> Fine
<Lex> Good. Shawn?
<Casey> Haven't seen him today
<Lex> Oh
<Casey>
I'm thinking of giving him a bag of dried monkey meat and a map of a woman's body
<Lex> Monkey meat? That's disgusting.
<Casey> Actually, it doesn't taste all that different from...right. Disgusting
* Lex blinks
<Casey>
Anyway, maybe then he'd be more inclined to come explore
---
* Alastor points at her table and abandoned work.
<Alastor> Working
on something?
<Casey> Adriana had an...accident
<Alastor`> She's pregnant again?
<Casey> Uh...has
been for about seven months
<Casey> Did you think she was just fat?
