<Tranns> That's a good impression
<Sito> Do another person.
<Tranns> Do Phil, you're good at him
<Adriana> All right. But you have to be Airy.
<Tranns>
Fine
* Tranns touches the back of her hand to her forehead
<Tranns> Oh, Phil. I know that I am a demon and you
are a Gerudo and it is impossible for us to be together, but--
<Adriana> But my Dragmire curse, and our hot little
loins, sometimes prevent us from seeing the truth. Oh, Airy!
<Tranns> Yes, Philip?
* Adriana grunts
<Adriana>
I love you so much that I almost forgot to brood!
<Tranns> And just because I sent you to an evil Ebene realm that
one time doesn't mean we can't be friends
<Adriana> Or possibly more?
<Tranns> Gasp! No! We mustn't! You'll
lose your mind!
<Adriana> To hell with my mind! Kiss me!
<Tranns> Bite me!
* Philip comes walking
down the stairs at this opportune time
<Philip> How about you both bite me?
---
<Eris> Oh, and I have
to warn you about Eris
<Eris> She's prone to passing out at random now (think of Hyatt, only without the dying)
<Eris> She'll be mentally a child at one time, then pass out, then mentally be her actual age.
<Maze>
But, she's of age still, right...? I mean... Alright.
<Eris> She's not 17 yet
<Maze> Eighteen?
<Eris>
16
<Maze> Eighteen?
<Eris> Sorry, Quagmire
<Maze> Giggity Giggity Goo!
---
<Adriana> So how old are you?
* Kazuo puffs out his chest
<Kazuo>
Fourteen
<Adriana> Well, congratulations. You're almost a real boy.
---
<Amorette> Oh...just a kick..
* Amorette winces and puts her
hand on her stomach
<Amorette> I think..
* Philip looks horrified
<Philip> No, no, don't you dare!
<Philip> Just hold it in!
---
<Philip> I'm going to go get Valero!
* Valero has joined #Guest_Room
<Philip> (Nevermind. There he is)
---
<Ariadne> It takes a lot to scare me
<Philip> True
<Philip>
I've noticed that
<Ariadne> I know you scared Sito though
<Philip> Well, Sito's a pansy
---
<Tranns> I'm not sure what he was trying to say in his letter, but
I think it was something along the lines of, "If you want to be crazy, I support you."
<Lucien> If -you- want to
be crazy? No offense, baby, but you're not the insane one in the family.
<Tranns> You say the sweetest things
---
<Chiisai> I smelled Cirrus the other day.
<Phinney> Do
you think he's gonna try somethin'?
<Chiisai> I don't know. I smelled him on the roof.
<Chiisai> I can't
tell Sito, though.
<Phinney> Why not?
* Chiisai gives Phinney a look
<Phinney> Oh, er, sorry.
---
<Shawn> You have made my life interesting
<Casey> I think
it's the explosions
---
<Adriana> He's my baggage, Aden. I'm sorry.
<Aden> I have
baggage too
<Adriana> The difference is that she's dead
<Aden> Did you kill Mia?
---
<Amorette> Link looks so awesome
* Mia_Fanel clings to Link
<Mia_Fanel>
Mine
<Amorette> Nuuh!
<Mia_Fanel> ^_^6 I sound like such a tween.
<Mia_Fanel> Yes-huh!
*
Amorette beats her off and clings herself
* Mia_Fanel huggles Link
* Mia_Fanel shots Amorette with an ice arrow, then
clings to Link
<Mia_Fanel> *shoots
<Mia_Fanel> Dibs!!
<Mia_Fanel> Shotgun!!
<Mia_Fanel>
MINE!
<Amorette> Can't we half him?
<Mia_Fanel> But then we'd kill him ;_;
<Amorette> Hmm...
<Amorette> How about...you take him on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays, and I have him the rest of the week?
<Amorette> ^-^
<Mia_Fanel> But then you get him more!
<Mia_Fanel> Forget it!
<Amorette>
It's fair!
<Mia_Fanel> I get him three and you get him four?
<Mia_Fanel> Nu-uh!
<Amorette> We
can half the fourth day!
<Mia_Fanel> Wait a minute....
<Mia_Fanel> We both have boyfriends.
<Mia_Fanel>
It wouldn't be fair to them, now would it?
<Amorette> Yeah? Link is yummy
<Mia_Fanel> Yes he is.
<Mia_Fanel>
^_____^
<Amorette> ^-^
---
* Amorette smiles
* Casey looks at Amorette
<Casey> Stop
it! Stop doing that. It's creepy.
<Amorette> Stop smiling?
<Casey> It's very unnerving
---
<Casey> Jonas once groped my rear end
<Phinney> That's
-all-?
* Amorette raises an eyebrow
<Casey> Well, what were you expecting?
<Amorette> That's not a
very juicy secret, Casey.
<Casey> I've been told on several occasions I have the sex appeal of a barbeque fork
<Phinney>
Barbeque forks have sex appeal?
---
<Kazuo> How's Aden?
<Adriana> He's not getting better.
They're not sure if he's ever going to wake up.
<Kazuo> I'm sorry
<Adriana> Well, it's not your fault
---
<Shawn> Do we have anything normal in this house?
<Casey>
I think the toaster is normal
<Shawn> Are you sure?
<Casey> No
<Casey> I might have...
<Shawn>
Might have what?
<Casey> Souped it up a little?
* Casey offers him a feeble smile
* Shawn draws his brows
a little
<Shawn> Souped it up? What happened?
<Casey> Nothing!
<Shawn> Casey..
<Shawn>
What did you do to the toaster?
---
<Ariadne> Tranns decided to give me a lesson
<Philip> Lesson
in what?
<Ariadne> Swearing
* Philip raises his eyebrows
<Philip> She taught you how to swear
<Ariadne>
Well, she tried
<Philip> Let's hear what you learned
<Ariadne> Double dumb ass on you
* Philip smiles
slightly
<Ariadne> After I said that, she got real quiet and told me I could go
---
<Casey> We both slept with Lex, we tried to gangbang Ariadne, and
we ripped Philip's hair out
<Casey> I think we need to just get that out in the open
---
* Mia is sitting at the bar with her face buried in her arms, sobbing
*
Lucien pauses in the doorway. He gives Tranns a pointed look and gestures at Mia.
* Tranns gives him a look
* Lucien
shrugs wildly
* Tranns points to him, then points to Mia
* Lucien makes a gesture of cupping his breasts and then
points to her and then points to Mia
* Tranns points to her hair, then points to Lucy's hair
* Lucien points to Tranns'
nether regions
* Tranns pulls out a dagger
* Lucien reaches into his pocket and pulls out a condom. He looks disappointed.
* Mia keeps sobbing
* Tranns jerks her head in Mia's direction
* Lucien sighs and walks over to Mia. He awkwardly
pats her back
<Lucien> There, there.
* Tranns follows, standing a few feet back
---
* Amorette looks back at him with an amused smile
<Amorette>
I changed your diapers
<Masked_Figure> I hope I peed on you
---
<Bendix> Marriage. It's... a weakpoint. It can be taken advantage
of.
<Ariadne> So's taking a bath, but we still bathe
<Ariadne> Well, all of us except Sito
---
<Mia> I can't believe I fell in love with him.
<Casey>
I can't believe you fell in love with him either
<Casey> Tristan's got a tight butt
<Mia> Casey, it was
my pendant
<Casey> I can't believe I just said that out loud
---
<Philip> So if I'm famous, what does that make you? A trophy wife?
<Ariadne> What's second prize? I think you got jipped
* Philip chuckles
<Ariadne> Oo, was it a toaster?
---
* War floats down to the floor and flicks some dust off his shoulder. He
has no helmet on, but he looks at the others with a smirk.
<Philip> Oh...
<War> Hiya, guys! Remember me?
* Quits: War (Killed (NickServ (Nick kill enforced)))
