Shawn-Darunia goes over and pounds Sito on the back
<Shawn-Darunia>
Brother!
<Lex_Navi> Link! Link! Darunia hit you! He's a sage! Maybe if you play Saria's song for him, he'll dance!
---
<Lex_Navi> Link! Do you want to talk to Saria?
<Sito_Link>
NOT NOW!
<Lex_Navi> No? Then do you want to talk to me?
---
* Ana_Ruto sways her hips and walks over to Link
<Ana_Ruto> You.
<Sito_Link> I'm busy, Ruto.
<Sito_Link> Can't you see that?
* Ana_Ruto slaps him
<Sito_Link>
Ow!
<Sito_Link> What was that for!?
<Ana_Ruto> You were supposed to make an honest woman out of me!
---
* Phil_Ganon glows all green and is gone
<Lex_Navi> Listen! Ganondorf
schooled you!
---
* Tranns-Nabooru stands up on top of a chair
<Tranns-Nabooru>
HEY!
<Lex_Navi> Listen! The Gerudo with the huge rack is screaming!
<Sito_Link> Shut up, Navi.
---
* Ana_Ruto walks over to the sink and turns on the water. She sticks her
head under it.
---
<Ana_Ruto> Link is mine!
<Ana_Ruto> We're going to get
married! HE HAS MY STONE!
* Ceci_Malon glares at Ruto
<Ceci_Malon> He doesn't love you.
<Ceci_Malon>
He doesn't love you.
<Ceci_Malon> He said he was going to marry me when we were kids!
<Tranns-Nabooru>
Why do you need to marry a man to validate your existence? That's pathetic.
<Ana_Ruto> Your face is pathetic
---
<Shawn-Darunia> And we're the sages of Hyrule?
<Valero_Rauru>
The Goddesses just kind of picked whoever was available..
<Ana_Ruto> I'm not available. I'm engaged.
---
<Ana_Ruto> She'll be available forever. Look at that nose.
<Ceci_Malon>
Link doesn't want a fish for a girlfriend.
<Ana_Ruto> At least I don't smell like gross horses
<Ana_Ruto>
We all know Zelda has a thing for Impa
---
<Ceci_Malon> He's going to save Zelda, not marry her.
<Ceci_Malon>
He already told my Papa that he wanted to marry me.
<Ceci_Malon> Yes he did.
<Mia_Saria> Malon's right!
<Mia_Saria> Except about Link marrying her
---
* Ceci_Malon looks at Saria
<Ceci_Malon> Well, he sure ain't
going to marry you.
<Ana_Ruto> Did YOU give him an engagement stone?
<Ana_Ruto> I don't think so!
<Mia_Saria>
At least I don't throw myself onto him every time I see him!
<Ceci_Malon> You didn't even tell him what the stone
was really for!
<Mia_Saria> You didn't even like him at first!
* Ana_Ruto looks at Saria
<Ana_Ruto>
And what are you? Six?
<Mia_Saria> I'm a lot older than you are.
* Mia_Saria crosses her arms
<Ceci_Malon>
You're old..but you look like you haven't even hit puberty yet.
<Mia_Saria> The Kokiri will always remain as children.
<Ceci_Malon> So that means you're screwed in the marriage department.
* Mia_Saria frowns
<Mia_Saria>
Pretty much...
---
<Ceci_Malon> And I doubt Link will enjoy the rest of his life smelling
like a fish.
<Ana_Ruto> Link thinks fish taste delicious
<Ana_Ruto> I should know
---
<Cirrus_Mido> That guy isn't even a real person!
<Ceci_Malon>
(..what guy?)
<Mia_Saria> (Link)
<Ceci_Malon> (oh)
<Ceci_Malon> He looks pretty real to me.
<Ana_Ruto> Oh, he's all real
* Ana_Ruto smiles knowingly
---
<Ceci_Malon> He runs from you every time you get close to him.
<Ana_Ruto>
Scared of true love
<Ceci_Malon> Scared of those cold fish lips
<Mia_Saria> Scared of having his bones
jumped by a fish
<Ana_Ruto> Scared of my father, probably. All the good Zoras are.
* Ana_Ruto sighs wistfully
* Mia_Saria pinches the bridge of her nose
<Mia_Saria> Your father takes five minutes to scoot from one side
of his perch to another.
<Ceci_Malon> Why would he be scared of your father? He can barely move an inch.
<Ana_Ruto>
Well, you don't have a father and yours left you alone to rot on a ranch with Crazy Eyes over there.
---
<Cirrus_Mido> Our father is the Great Deku Tree!
* Ana_Ruto eyes
Mido
<Ana_Ruto> What are you smoking?
---
Ceci_Malon hums as she starts digging in her pockets. After a few
minutes, she frowns.
<Ceci_Malon> My milk is gone.
<Ana_Ruto> Is that what you call your figure?
*
Mia_Saria giggles
<Ceci_Malon> At least I have a figure, scales.
---
<Ana_Ruto> Ugh. What smells liks jasmine?
---
<Twin-Rova_Adaire> **Link is presented with a labyrinth of boxes
he can't see over.
* Sito_Link starts making his way through the labyrinth
<Lex_Navi> Link!
<Sito_Link>
Shh!
<Lex_Navi> Listen! You have to make your way through these boxes! Maybe there's something at the end of the
tunnel?
<Sito_Link> What do you think I'm doing?
<Lex_Navi> Maybe if you climb up on top of the boxes,
you'll find something valuable!
---
<Twin-Rova_Adaire> **A treasure chest drops down from above.
*
Sito_Link opens up the treasure chest
* Lex_Navi hums the theme
<Twin-Rova_Adaire> **the camera pans around
him, a crescendo of music playing...
<Twin-Rova_Adaire> **Dun dun dun DUUUN! the Mirror Shielf. Cue Navi**
<Twin-Rova_Adaire>
*Shield
* Sito_Link holds the shield over his head, smiling
<Lex_Navi> Listen! You got a shielf! I don't know
what that is!
---
<Lex_Navi> Listen! Use your shielf to block Twinrova's attacks!
---
* Lex_Navi is sprawled out across the floor
<Lex_Navi> Link...
* Sito_Link holds Navi in his arms
<Lex_Navi> Listen...
<Sito_Link> Hang in there, Navi
* Lex_Navi
sits up with a start
<Lex_Navi> You've got to save Hyrule! Find Princess Zelda! Listen!
* Sito_Link cringes
---
<Lex_Navi> Link! It's the Master Sword! It's so shiny!
---
<Lex_Navi> Listen! Don't hit me!
---
* Twin-Rova_Adaire points one of her magical rods at him, throwing real
fire.
* Sito_Link gasps, then blocks with the mirror shield
* Lex_Navi runs over to Link
<Lex_Navi> Listen!
Do you want to talk to Saria?
* Twin-Rova_Adaire flies around some more.
<Sito_Link> Not now!
<Lex_Navi>
Do you want to talk to me, then?
<Sito_Link> What's her weak point?
<Lex_Navi> I'd chop off her head,
personally, but a wise strategical device may be luring her close with your manly charms. They all fall for that.
* Sito_Link
cocks an eyebrow, then brushes some hair out of his face
---
<Lex_Navi> Listen! Link!
<Sito_Link> If you're going to
tell me about the shield, I already know.
<Lex_Navi> I think I love you!
* Lex_Navi jumps up and down
<Sito_Link>
....I'm officially creeped out.
---
Valero steps over to Lianne and puts her fire out. Then he roars
and heads for the door.
* Lianne falls in love with Val and his heroics!
* Zizhan draws another arrow, lights it, aims
for Lianne's head, and fires.
<ugly-looking-zombie> (grrr)
<ugly-looking-zombie> (I did that, Val! *shoves
him*)
---
<Zizhan> Permission to take point, Sir?
<Valero> Is that
a military term?
<Zizhan> It means to go ahead a bit and make sure the coast is clear.
* Phinney stifles a laugh.
*
Lucien smirks
<Lucien> Why didn't you say so?
<Valero> From now one we're going to call it "do my thing,"
okay?
<Valero> "my" being "your" thing, obviously.
<Zizhan> O... k...
---
<Lianne> Things I've learned tonight
<Lianne> 1) Communal
diseases are bad
<Lianne> 2) Zombies are not very bright
<Lianne> 3) Zombies are funny
<Lianne>
4) Valero likes to make sure the enemy isn't on fire
<Lianne> 5) If your head gets chopped off, you will walk into walls
---
* Phinney eyes the others, wondering to herself if they are as weirded
out as she is.
* Lucien looks appropriately weirded out
* Phinney is much relieved.
---
<Krieg> War just about killed everyone's daddy
<Pfalz> not
any of my character's!!
<Krieg> hmm..
<Krieg> we'll see about that...
<Krieg> Pip's parents live
somewhere nearby.. and War joined the Ebene, so maybe he can visit the homework.... =P
<Sito> Cirrus already killed
Pip's father
<Krieg> oh
---
<Lucien> Princess Laazia likes my hair
---
<Shawn> None of us are dead
* Philip glances at Ana
<Adriana>
I got better
---
* Shawn looks at Lex
<Lex> Aden Barr called you a prude. How
much of a loser are you?
---
<Tranns> Don't worry. A good look at my ears tends to make respectable
gentlemen shrink
* Lucien glances at Val
<Lucien> I like them. But I'm not respectable.
*Valero smiles slightly
<Valero> Rette's ears are fun to chew.
---
* Catalina touches his ear
<Catalina> You need to set a good
example for your children
<Sir_Arion> If Sito ever gets an earring, I'll throw him into the lake
---
<Aden> Was there anything unusual in his room?
<Adriana>
Some magazines that Lucien reported missing.
<Aden> Magazines?
* Adriana opens up her desk and pulls out a piece
of paper
<Adriana> Missionaries Gone Wild and Busty Hylians
<Aden> That is...
<Aden> Missionaries?
Really?
---
<Philip> You are turning into Tranns
<Ariadne> That's not
so bad. What's wrong with being strong and intelligent and funny and, okay, occasionally not so funny, but still trying?
<Philip>
...she's like my sister.
<Ariadne> Your sister doesn't talk about your butt like that
<Philip> Well, she's
a weird sister
<Ariadne> She told me you once put the moves on her
<Ariadne> I'm not sure what "the moves"
are
<Ariadne> But I figure it's something sexual
<Philip> No, no. It means I tried to convince her to
play hopscotch. She didn't want to play.
* Ariadne gives Phil a look
<Philip> Well, I was skunked. I would have
put the moves on Jono.
<Ariadne> I'm told he was a very handsome man
---
* Philip brushes his fingertip across her eyebrows, looking thoughtful
<Ariadne> What are you thinking?
<Philip> You'd make an amazing painting
<Ariadne> Painting?
<Philip> Yeah. I should tell Sito to paint one.
<Ariadne> I don't think you'd be very comfortable with
that
<Philip> Why?
<Ariadne> It's Sito. You trust him as far as Mia could throw him
---
* Philip glances at Val
<Philip> You did it on the couch?
*
Valero 's eyes jump wide.
* Amorette giggles
<Valero> That's a private matter.
* Philip claps his back
<Philip>
Girl talk bites, friend
* Ariadne grins
* Valero sighs a big sigh, then eyes Amorette.
* Amorette smiles at him
<Valero> What else do you tell, hmm?
* Amorette grins at Airy
<Ariadne> Go ahead
<Amorette>
Well...I told her how covered the lobby is
* Valero purses his lips
* Philip glances around
<Philip> Where
else did you do it?
<Amorette> And the bar..
<Amorette> And the pool..
<Amorette> ..And the
roof.
<Valero> Furret!
<Philip> Wow
* Valero kinda smiles slightly at mention of the roof.
<Amorette>
When it's not cold, mind you
<Valero> Heh, the roof.
* Ariadne laughs
* Amorette grins
<Valero>
That is a nice place...
---
<Aden> As to the rumors regarding the attack on them, along with
Ariadne, we have confirmed that it was War.
<Aden> As always,
please remember that if you see him, you do not engage unless absolutely necessary. You run like hell.
<Inigo>
How does hell run?
<Kazuo> Very fast
---
<Aden> To thank us, Ione and the people of Gonogah have agreed that
they would like to give each of the Phoenix Fighters a gift
* Philip kisses Airy's temple
<Valero> a gift..?
*
Adriana wrinkles up her nose, smiling
<Aden> Something worth no more than thirty Rupees.
* Farren chews on Valero's
shirt quietly
* Valero doesn't seem to mind, petting Farren softly.
<Aden> Therefore, over the next week, Adriana
and I would like you each to come by the office and tell us something you'd like
<Korial> Fiber!
<Korial>
Korial want fiber!
<Farren> Fiber? Fiber!
* Korial flutters into the air and tugs insistently on Ana's ear.
<Korial>
Fiber!
<Adriana> Ow, ow, ow. Yes, you can have fiber.
---
<Adriana> If that's all, does anyone know what they want?
<Korial>
Fiber!
<Aden> Besides fiber
<Adriana> Other than fiber
* Korial giggles.
---
<Korial> Pfalz: Can I have 3 bombs please? And a non-upgraded
shield?
<Inigo> XD
<Adriana> lol
<Korial> that should only come to like 25
<Inigo> Deku
shield, pleez
<Inigo> sadly, the deku shield was 40..
<Adriana> It is so sad that you remember that, Chain
<Kazuo>
I think the arrows were thirty
---
<Shawn> What are those?
* Farren flitters over to Korial and Inigo.
He nuzzles against Korial.
<Casey> Lirins
<Shawn> What's a Lirins?
* Korial purrs and licks Farren's
cheek.
* Inigo points at Korial and Farren
<Adriana> Cute fuzzy harbingers of death.
---
* Korial floats over to Farren.
* Inigo pads over to Kazuo
* Farren
scoots over, making room for her on Kazuo's shoulder
<Kazuo> Heh
* Farren is a hot date
---
* Adriana is watching the Lirins
<Aden> They're going to destroy
us...
<Adriana> Maybe. But they're so cute.
