<rock`> *The room is sadly bare, except for five ropes jutting out
of one wall, evenly spaced, with loops on their ends.
<Philip> We're all supposed to hang ourselves?
<Philip>
Great. Nothing like mass suicide.
<Sito> What if we tried pulling at the same time?
<Inigo> I like that
idea better.
---
<rock`> *one bear attacks Sito, another swings at Pipira*
* Sito
ducks, then tackles the bear
* Philip goes after Pipira's bear with his sword
<rock'> *The bear is a bear of
a bear. It doesn't even move at Sito's tackle*
---
<Sito> I hate bears.
<Philip> I hate the color pink. What
are you going to do?
---
<Philip> Well, glad we got some bears out of the deal
* Philip
wanders on to the next room
* Sito follows
<Sito> Was that supposed to be a joke?
<Philip> Yes
<Sito>
It sucked.
<Philip> You suck
---
<Inigo> *Out of the walls on their side jump out four Ebene grunts.
They head right for the group*
* Pipira seizes the bucket of sand, it being the closest weapon to her, and swings it heavily
at the first one to approach.
<rock`> *The sand bucket hits the grunt and sand is thrown everywhere. Even over the
pit. But inexplicably, sand remains on top of a section of the trench, revealing... a walkway*
<Sito> Pip, you're
a genius!
* Pipira grins and strikes a pose.
<Pipira> I know!
---
<Aquila> "What four letters can be rearranged to form six different
Common words? For example, the letters 'E T M I' can be rearranged to form only four different words ITEM, TIME, EMIT, MITE."
* Pfalz gapes.
<Pfalz> Why can they not ask us to fight something, like a pack of wolves? That seems more suited
to our abilities.
---
* Jakey is in bed, resting. He ain't happy
<Mia_Fanel> Hmm....Pipira,
could I speak with you for a second?
* Mia_Fanel stands up and walks over to Pipira, guiding her to a corner in the room
<Pipira> What is it?
* Mia_Fanel whispers to her
* Pipira whispers back.
* Pipira grins.
* Mia_Fanel
giggles, then leave the room for a bit
* Mia_Fanel comes back in, wearing a black cloak, trying to look wicked
<Mia_Fanel>
Ah ha ha ha! Not only have I kidnapped the princess, I have stolen the world's supply of ice cream!
<Mia_Fanel>
Nothing can stop me!
* Jakey blinks to attention, sitting up and smiling.
<Mia_Fanel> Not even that pathetic
hero!
* Pipira threatens Mia with a rolled up bundle of papers.
<Pipira> Pathetic?! I shall smite you with my
remains of tree, evil-doer!
* Jakey laughs
<Mia_Fanel> Gasp! It's my arch nemesis!
<Mia_Fanel> I shall
destroy you!
<Mia_Fanel> With this!
* Mia_Fanel pulls out a stuffed rabbit
* Pipira looks horrified.
<Pipira>
Not... Not the rabbit of almighty toe-chewing destruction!
<Mia_Fanel> No, actually, this is his cousin thrice removed...but
still!! He shall destroy you!!
<Pipira> Hah! Everyone KNOWS the cousin thrice removed of the almighty toe-chewing
rabbit of destruction has ONE huge weakness!
<Pipira> ...Ballet!
* Pipira begins to dance.
* Jakey laughs
his head off
* Mia_Fanel makes the stuffed bunny grab its head, and she does the voice for it
<Mia_Fanel> *in
a squeeky voice* Nooo! Not ballet!! Nooooo!!!
* Mia_Fanel drops the bunny, then dramatically points at Pipira
<Mia_Fanel>
Enough of this foolishness!!
* Pipira stops dancing.
* Jakey continues watching, stiffling laughs when he can.
<Mia_Fanel>
I challenge you to a duel!!
<Pipira> I accept, foul villain!
* Mia_Fanel starts a match of Rock, Paper, Scissors
with her
* Pipira puts out rock.
* Mia_Fanel puts out a paper
<Mia_Fanel> Ha!
<Pipira> Curses!
<Pipira> I shall not be so lucky NEXT time!
* Mia_Fanel starts another match
* Pipira puts out rock again.
* Mia_Fanel puts out scissors
<Mia_Fanel> No!
<Pipira> Hah!
<Mia_Fanel> This last one shall
be the deciding factor!
* Mia_Fanel starts another match. She puts out rock
* Pipira also puts out rock.
<Mia_Fanel>
Evenly matched, I see. Well! We'll see about that!
* Mia_Fanel pokes Pipira in the stomach
* Pipira squeals.
*
Mia_Fanel grins
<Mia_Fanel> Thou art ticklish, I see!
<Pipira> Am not!
* Mia_Fanel pokes her again
* Jakey laughs nonstop
* Pipira feigns extreme ticklishness, squirming.
* Mia_Fanel laughs wickedly and keeps
tickling her
<Pipira> Alright, alright! I surrender!
* Mia_Fanel throws her fists up in the air triumphantly
<Mia_Fanel> Yes! I have defeated the legendary hero!
<Mia_Fanel> Nobody in this world can stop me!
*
Pipira falls to her knees and fake-sobs.
* Mia_Fanel looks at Pipira, then cowers away, hiding in her cloak
<Mia_Fanel>
No! My ultimate weakness!
<Mia_Fanel> Crying!
* Jakey snickers
* Pipira cries harder.
<Mia_Fanel>
No!!
* Mia_Fanel collapses
* Pipira gets up and brandishes a hairclip at Mia.
<Pipira> Now who has the upper
hand hmm?!
<Mia_Fanel> Gasp...death....nnyegh...
* Mia_Fanel plays dead
* Mia_Fanel then gets up and throws
the cloak off, clasping her hands to her chest and looking at Pipira
<Mia_Fanel> My Hero, thank you for rescuing
me!
* Jakey claps
* Jakey is profusely entertained and cheered up.
---
* Valero knocks
<Amorette> <Rette> If it is Javert, go
away. Anyone else, you can come in.
<Amorette> (Curses)
<Amorette> (I was used to talking with Kaz like
that, and I forget I'm actually using Rette.)
<Amorette> (hee)
<Valero> (lol!!)
---
<Valero> Did something happen during the last mission?
<Sito>
The rescue mission?
<Sito> I remember hearing Kazuo scream down the hall, then I started running towards it, theACHOO!!!
* Valero shuts his eyes, and carefully wipes something off his face.
---
<Adriana> Do you have the book?
<Inigo> Sure do.
*
Inigo pulls a nicely evil black book from out of his satchel.
* Inigo has a satchel, apparently.
---
(A young Kazuo sits in his room with two intruders, Inigo and Adriana...)
* Kazuo looks between them
<Kazuo> You're both evil...
<Kazuo> You're trying to make me evil too...
<Adriana> I'm not evil!
<Adriana> I'm cute
---
<Valero> (woot!)
<Jonas> (Don't you mean w00t?)
<Valero>
(yeah.. )
---
<Mia> Well...we've been here for two years, and I thought it would
be nice if we all enjoyed a meal together. Besides, we have things to celebrate about now.
<Mia> Lex's daughter
being born, Adriana with another child on the way, Jesse's recovery, and Valero and Amorette's upcoming wedding, just to name
a few.
<Tranns> I got new socks
<Mia> And Tranns has new socks. Another reason to celebrate.
---
* Lex_Navi sits up with a start
<Lex_Navi> Link! Link!
*
Sito_Link groans, swatting at the air
<Sito_Link> Five more minutes, Navi..
* Lex_Navi quickly stands up and
scurries over to Sito. She begins tugging at his clothing.
* Sito_Link wakes up
<Lex_Navi> Come on, you lazy
boy! Get up! You have to save Hyrule!
<Sito_Link> Okay, okay, I'm awake!
---
* Jesse_Epona wakes up, then immediately gets onto all fours on the floor
---
<Sito_Link> What are you doing here!?
* Airy-Zelda gasps
<Sito_Link>
This is your doing, isn't it!?
<Phil_Ganon> Uh--maybe
---
* Ana_Ruto looks upset
<Ana_Ruto> Where are my fins?
<Ana_Ruto>
And when did I get so...scrawny?
* Ana_Ruto peers in her bikini top
<Ana_Ruto> What are those?
---
Lex_Navi runs around Sito
<Lex_Navi> Link! Link! We're
in a kitchen!
<Sito_Link> Not now, Navi.
<Lex_Navi> Link! There's lots of people here!
<Sito_Link>
I know that, Navi.
<Lex_Navi> Link! You have hair!
<Sito_Link> WOULD YOU SHUT UP ALREADY!?
---
<Rette_Impa> When did Navi get so huge?
<Lex_Navi> Your
face is huge!
<Rette_Impa> Don't make me pluck your wings.
---
<Mia_Saria> Navi, that wasn't very nice.
<Mia_Saria> Neither
was that, Impa.
* Ana_Ruto eyes Saria
<Ana_Ruto> Oh, go play your little flute
* Ana_Ruto runs her hands
down her sides
<Ana_Ruto> I have a fish to catch
