*Krysta opens her hand as a glow
emit from her palm and fades suddenly as she winces
<Krysta> Damnit...
* Pfalz sleepily looks over at
Krysta.
<Tranns> No smoking in
the House, Princess
---
<Jake> Xenophobe!
* Pfalz catches it, raising an
eyebrow.
<Pfalz> Now what letter?
<Lucien> Why would anyone
hate Xena? I think she's kinda fly.
<Lucien> (Sorry. Ignore that)
<Lucien> (Completely)
---
* Lucien throws it to Pfalz
* Pfalz wasn't paying attention,
therefore not expecting it to be thrown at her. She notices the ball at the last second and with a yelp she falls off the
couch as it smacks into her face.
<Tranns> She's pretty to
look at, lovely to hold, but if you break her, we consider her sold.
---
* Pipira giggles, mumbling something
to Jake.
<Ariadne> No good can come
of this...
---
<Rinault> would you mind
hitting me over the head with a blunt object then?
<Casey> As tempting as
that is, my duty is to improve the mortal condition, not make it worse.
<Pfalz> Right, and it'd
make a mess.
---
<Casey> What sort of self
destructive individual hits his own head against a wall?
<Casey> That's the most
counterproductive thing I've ever seen
---
<Philip> Tranns is in charge. Mutiny is permissable.
<Tranns> Are you kidding
me?
<Philip> I never kid.
---
<Philip> She's pregnant! And hormonal! And probably off her rocker!
<Philip> What do you think
you're going to do? Take her on a date and whisk her off to your room? Have you even gone through puberty yet?
* Ariadne wisely decides to step
against the wall
<Jake> I wasn't going to
try anything, you wacko! And I'm in the middle of puberty, thank-you-very-much! You have no idea how I feel!
<Jake> You think you know,
but you don't.
<Philip> I went through
puberty too. I seem to remember this weird side effect. It's called thinking-with-your-penis.
---
<Eris> Pfalz, I've nicknamed
you Sandwich, since
your real name sounds like that.
<Pfalz> … Okay?
---
* Li_Showron grins, bows, and disappears in a puff of purple smoke
<Li_Showron> -voiceover-
Dont worry, I'll be back, my lovely darlings
<Philip> What kind of man
says "Darlings"?
---
<Casey> There's something
evil in the kitchen.
<Pfalz> It looks evil or
it really is evil?
<Casey> It really is evil.
<Pfalz> Oh.
<Casey> Help!
---
<Adriana> Said I didn't
have any reason to be moody. I have to keep looking down to remember if I'm male
or female. I think I have room to be moody!
<Adriana> He pushed me
<Sito> He pushed you?
<Khann> My reasons are
my own, none of your business.
<Adriana> You don't push
girls.
* Adriana looks down and then
back up
<Adriana> Yeah. Girls.
---
<Pipira> How d'you expect
to help the country out if you can't even fight with the right side?
<Khann> I'm not an altruist,
whoever-you-are.
<Sito> Who the hell are
you?
* Sito glares at Khann
<Khann> Call me Khann.
<Pipira> Well Mr. Khann,
I have no idea what altruist means, but it's still a crap excuse.
---
Tranns> Um, Pip?
<Tranns> Where's your arm?
<Pipira> Umm... in the
kitchen.
<Tranns> And this isn't
bothering you?
<Pipira> Well, I mean,
I just haven't gotten around to weldin' it back on yet...
* Tranns blinks
<Tranns> Our lives are
not like other people's...
---
Trista`Avani> (Sic is a her)
<Swordsman> (oh)
<Swordsman> (her* then)
<Sic> (a blind girl! you're picking on the blind girl!)
<Swordsman> (whoa she's
blind?)
<Sic> (yar)
<Swordsman> (well, i feel
rather low now)
